Man Sues Steve Jobs For Sexual Harassment With Apple Gadgets
Surely the title caught you unawares right? Public companies like Google, Apple, Microsoft and Yahoo get sued for all kinds of things. But who thought that anyone would sue the CEO of Apple for sexual harassment purely on the merit of a few Apple gizmos like the iPhone.
I’m pretty sure that you haven’t really understood much of what I’ve said till now. Ok here is the actual story.. I suggest you read the lawsuit I’ve embedded below (courtesy Scribd iPaper). More details can also be had from here.
Alright a guy who calls himself Jonathan Lee Riches filed a Civil Lawsuit against Steve Jobs (CEO Apple Inc) and another guy called Philip Woolston.. The complaint is entirely handwritten and is titled “Sexual Harassment with Apple Gadgets“. Jonathan’s complaint is that Woolston who happens to be an educator at Federal Correctional Institution Williamsburg in South Carolina and also an Apple Fanboy allegedly attempted to sodomize Jonathan Lee Riches in the bathroom with an Apple iPhone.

I Just love Yahoo for their sense of humor. If you live in the US, then surely know all the trouble the poor celebrities face over there, and I have to give a big Thumbs Up to Yahoo to get something really funny out of all the celebrity gutter. 